Do Not Knock or Ring Doorbell Funny Sign for Front Door; Shit Will Get Real, Dogs Will Bark Humorous Real Birch Wood Sign with Dog Paw Prints; 7″x12″ Sign – Made in the USA (Black Background)

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Let them know that it’s best to just leave what they need to leave and then leave… quietly. Otherwise, there’s all kinds of mayhem and it’s just not necessary to interrupt a peaceful day. You already know to check the porch for packages in the evening, so there’s no need for the UPS or Amazon driver to wake the sleeping beasts. It’s best to let them lie. Hang our funny sign. That’ll do the trick.
Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 12.32 x 9.09 x 0.87 inches; 4.94 Ounces
Date First Available ‏ : ‎ February 14, 2020
ASIN ‏ : ‎ B084SW6984

Perfect Size of 7″x12″: It’s not too big to piss off the neighbors and not to small that idiots can’t see it.
Yep, Handcrafted in Ohio: It’s from our woodshop in the heart of the USA, where we make signs and other interesting wood creations. This one’s made from 1/4” birch plywood with no MDF
UV Printed: So it lasts and won’t fade. No reason for people not to see it as they reach for your doorbell.
Thick Natural Jute Cord: Nothing fancy, but it gets the job done.

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